it's better to be apart.

2007-06-23T18:14:00.000-07:00

RELINK PLEASE!

http://myrunawaypig.blogspot.com

2007-05-30T23:45:00.000-07:00

ALRIGHT CHELSEA SPYKERMAN returns to her blog. whee~

okay so i shall post about tuesday and wednesday(:

TUESDAY.
tuesday was uberrrrrrr fun, arranged to go to natalie's house for the CIP thingy, and yeahh so woke up at like 7 PLUS and then met shanna at AMK Hub bus stop..then we headed to AMK mrt station to meet peiyu. yeah and then we waited for like 20 minutes before shanna was like OMG IS IT SLS? dun ask what or who is SLS is ya. it's a secret =.=

and yeah so we were sucking our lollys and then this GUY whom we think it's the mrt manager or smth.. he said ZHE BIAN BU KE YI CHI TANG. bleah. TRANSLATION: You can't eat sweets here. hahahaha. ya so we waited outside.. went to cheers, bought choc and shanna was sweating like hell. lols.

and then peiyu finally came; then natalie smsed me, said LOOK OUT FOR A PURPLE HONDA; and she told me the licence plate number and all that. so we were looking out for it and we saw it but it was like turning so natalie said her mom was taking a u-turn and her u-turn was extremely LONGGGGGGG.

and then when her mom came we sorta HOPPED into the car, and then it was uberrrrr nice (: and then we reached her house.. PRIVATE HOUSE EH. haha. and THEN!

NATALIE'S GERMAN SHEPHERD IS SUPER DUPER BIG AND SCARY XDDDDDDD
the 3 of us were so frightened until natalie had to leash it and lead it to the garden so that it wouldn't bark at us. hehe.

and so we went into her room and then we immediately started. haha. so nat's brother ZACHARY came to help us and he is SO ADORABLE. yup. REALLY KAY. well he's only primary 5 luh.

and then he left for his friend's house, so after that we took a break and watched happy tre friends. it was UBER EWW.

okay so we went to eat lunch and nat's 2nd brother; TIMOTHY came home and he is UBER SHY.. he doesn't wanna eat with us and he ate his lunch in the kitchen. sad case. haha so when we wanted the scissors which was in the dining room then he had no choice but to come out but then he took a cardboard box to cover his head. -.-

and so after lunch we continued, then tim came to help us, then me and nat went to popular at heartland mall and bought paingt and all that blah shyt yeah and the cost came out to 35 dollars. like woah lar... and then we homed yeah and then we started making the ark and we painted it.. GOLLY FUN.. caught paint everywhere... ((((((:

and shanna kept playing her hairdresser game; bleah.

yup so after that we started on the poster and then we practically cam-whored; CHEN PEIYU went to put her face with shanna for my hp's wallpaper. and we took lots of pics; wil upload later.

and yeah so after that we became CLEANERS and we took mops to clear natalie's room. then camwhored and homed.

had so much fun; going there again on friday(:

WEDNESDAY.
it was fine luh; just felt a little unwell; uber bored. smsed like loads of ppl.

then weiqian and evangelyn called; said are you free; so yeah i was so we went to cathay to watch bridge to terabithia. so TOUCHING! AWW. I DIDN'T EVEN CRY laa, then cos i was sitting in between weiqian and evan then the both of them turned to me and said; ARE YOU CRYING? dun cry! ugh. i did not cry yeah.

so after that WALKED WALKED WALKED; CAM WHORED LIKE MAD(: and then we headed to HEEREN at orchard.

AND WEIQIAN BOUGHT ME A SUPER DUPER NICE JACKET; it cost 19 dollars; wah seh so EX ya; but WEIQIAN LOVES ME(:

hahahaha THANK YOU SO MUCH WEIQIAN FOR THE JACKET; I LOVE IT LOADS LOADS.(:

and ya so evan was uber jealous; so me and weiqian treated her to dinner at jacks place; and i PROMISE YOU that the ice cream there SUCKS LIKE HELL. really. the chocolate is like all stuck together laa.

and then we didn't wanna go home yet; so we decided to go to uhhhhh. suntec. cos it's near raffles where evan had to go. ya. so we just partied there awhile; then went into this shop called VALERIE; and we looked around and blah; then we sat at KFC and we were competing against the reason of why the shop was called VALERIE.

well, weiqian said the shop owner is called VALERIE; evan said that the shop owner wanted to keep memory of a person called VALERIE. and so i told them i'll help you ask the lady at the counter for the reason.

and i did i tell you.
and guess what the woman said.
she said.
ER, I AM NEW HERE AND I DUN RELLLY KNOW?

hahahahaha so the 3 of us were like laughing so bloody loudly; so embarrassing.. then evan had to go liao): so we sent her to the raffles place.

then dunno what to do; er so we went compass; which was uber near my house... and then we just walked and bought stuff from minitoons and everywhere.

yeah so after that homed )))))))))):
reached home like 9 plus.. bathed and then talked to natalie; then i dozed off on my bed; so tired after that whole day.

THANK YOU EVANGELYN AND WEIQIAN; I DUNNOE HOW I COULD LIVE MY LIFE WELL WITHOUT THE BOTH OF YOU!
((((((((:

2007-05-28T20:50:00.000-07:00

booyah people.
i suppose you know what i'm gonna say yeahhhhhhhhh.
*clears throat*
I CHANGED MY SKIN!
*bored looks*
HAHAHAHA!
you seriously can't blame me huhh.
cos the links in the previous blogskin had a problem.
and i seriously had to change the skin
for the convienience of you blog- accessers.
so that if you wanted to link;
you wouldn't have any problems.
xD
bleahs.
yupp and so i changed my skin.
AGAIN.
i spent like half an hour looking for a good one.
and
i managed to get a BETTER SKIN yeahhhh.
and now
CHEN PEIYU IS WHINING AT ME
FOR A BEING A SO-CALLED COPYCAT.

i'm so sorry peiyu;
hahahas it really wasn't my fault.
HAHAHAHA it was remarkable
those vocab
hmm
actually is that EVAN put one lor
not my fault
hehes.
yup.
so later going tuition and buying my new waterbottle.
AND OH YA
I GOT MY NEW BAG!
from OP.
whee!
hahas okay that's all.
((((((((((:

2007-05-26T02:36:00.000-07:00

aloha!

haha i copied my sis' greeting.
yeah anyway
today was a real boring day.
nth to do
just went online for awhile during lunchtime.
and browsed people's blogs.
yeahhhh and then went off
and ate lunch
listened to music
came online again.
then wanted to change my blogskin
but i changed my mind.
so here i am now
just ended a conversation with jolene's classmate
BENJAMIN(:
uh some nice guy.
yah.
so nothing up for the night
i wish i could watch a movie.

2007-05-25T07:48:00.000-07:00

okay so today i think i'm really crazy.
i posted like
3 times.
nth to do.
just now i was sending ecards to ppl
for being my fren(:
yeahhhh
and then just now on msn
was having this really cute video conversation on webcam with evangelyn
it was darn funny.

i love evan like hell okays.
hahaha okay.

2007-05-25T02:17:00.000-07:00

whee!
went compass just now.
cos peiyu had training after her PTM.
so we met up and lunched at kfc.
supposed to be macs.
but peiyu wanted her BUDDY MEAL
so we went kfc.
bought our food
and sat there and chatted about PEOPLE.
then bought bubbletea and homed.
then when i was on my way home
i saw EVANGELYN.
i was like
OMG CHIOBU!
then i called her hp and i was like
are you at compass?
she said ya
so we met at popular.
so funny la.
then went to mos burger.
cos she was meeting pamela
to have lunch.
so sat with them.

AND THEN
evan was sitting in front of me
and her eyes suddenly became so big
SHE SCREAMED
CHIOBU!
huhh??
that was our reaction.
me and pam.
then she was like
WEIQIAN!
then our heads all turned at the same time.
and our OMG attracted so many pairs of eyes.
it was darn funny larr.
then weiqian came along as well.
she was like, GIRLFRIEND! CHIOBU! STEAD!
hahahahahahas!
it was like a little reunion.
i really didn't expect this.
so we sat there for like 1 hour plus
and then walk around compass for awhile.
then they said compass so boring
then nth to do
so they came my house awhile.
luckily sydney not around.
PHEW.

then awhile later they homed.
I FORGOT TO TAKE PICS!
*smacks head*
URGHHH.
nvm larrs.

so changed SKIN AGAIN!
kudos to evan who found this nice skin for meeee((((:
thankies EVAN!

oh ya
and my internet got prob
eeyer
dunnoe what's wrong with it larrr.
yeahhhhhh so that's all.

2007-05-24T19:21:00.001-07:00

I AM A DESPO FOR SKIN-CHANGING!

gaaahs! oh my gosh. i am just seriously BORED.
changed my skin.
XDdd
waiting for 1.45pm so i can go for PTM.
argh.
like almost everyone went already can.
hais.
so
i was crapping with larissa.
ABOUT WHAT?
cherilyn new.
as usual.
hahas.
okay.
so she said that cherilyn thought she had to get a ticket for PTM.
lols!
yeah and then mr foo smsed me or smth.
then blahs.

BLAH! i am so bored.
what to do now?
change skin again!
nah.
maybe later.
hahahahas!

2007-05-24T03:58:00.000-07:00

APOLOGIES for not blogging yesterday so you could not read and enjoy my wonderful post of my LOVELY day.

hahas. just kidding. so this is what happened today and yesterday.

YESTERDAY.

had inter house. played dodgeball with ruiqi, clarissa, alexandra,and sara. WE WERE SAINT HELEN TEAM 1! IT RAWKKED OKAY. (: we played like, 5 rounds. the reserves didn't play. SAINT HELEN TEAM 2 did really well. samantha, melanie, rebecca, nessa and dunnoe who else.
first round we played with saint kats. we won. hahas. they weren't playing that well. so after that we watched saint emilie and saint kats and then our turn again. played with saint emilie. we won! hahas. i also dunnoe why.

so we proceeded to the semi- finals. team 2 did so too. then we played with saint elizabeth team 1. we tied. then we rested then we played with them again. this time we lost cos that pamela just stood there and wasted time and they had more points. sigh.

and ya so after that played with saint elizabeth team 2 and they were really hard. at first we tied. but then we played again and we lost): so everyone was like, really disappointed but ruiqi was like darn optimistic. hahas.

so ended up saint helen and saint elizabeth in the finals [both teams] and we got 4th. among the whole level for dodgeball. it's really cool. hahas. then saint elizabeth team 2 got first and saint helen team 2 got second. GOOD JOB! hahas.

so ytd was pretty much alright. just that my eyesight IS INCREASING and i kept getting constant headaches. OH MAN.

TODAY.

hmm. what happened today?

OH! i rmb. [STM XD] yeah so today was FOUNDERS DAY. and then had mass in the morning and then we had like this REALLY REALLY TOUCHING MOVIE on some i can make a difference thing. it was so TOUCHING AND NICE. REALLY. emotional? yeah. i almost cried. but i didn't cos shanna wu who was sitting behind me was MAD! ((((((:

and yeah so after that we went for recess and then shanna wu was sweeping mr foo's homeroom and ended up quarelling with dionis. sad case. ): 1E was like pracically cam-whoring the whole time(((((:

and then arranged furniture for PTM tmr and then headed to the hall for investiture.
so CONGRATS PEIYU FOR BEING JUNIOR VICE CAPTAIN of swimming. yeah so everyone got invested and we were screaming like hell.

and yeah and then THEN WE RECEIVED A CERT FROM A CLEAN DISCIPLAINE RECORD. FOR SEMESTER 1. so cool! hahas. i almost fell man. cos ilina was screaming and i was so shocked. GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHS! XD

and then ms zachia low was showing the statistics for the bookings and mrs tan LECTURED US LIKE DUNNOE WHAT cos the statistics increased by TWO TIMES! hais. sad case. this year 4D so ... like cos the records for them were SUPER DUPER HIGH.. woah everyone was like SHOCKED LA..

so after school went to bernice's house with dionis and we ate REALLY DELICOUS INSTANT NOODLES. it was GREAT. REALLY. and then we watched fei lun hai's cd and all that. then homed.

my computer still SPOIL! luckily my da jie came home earlier today so i can use her lappy! YAY!

haha changed skin again. actually i wasn't planning to but when i saw cherilyn's new skin i was INSPIRED! ((((:

2007-05-22T01:53:00.000-07:00

today was fine.
except that i overslept.
woke up at 7.10am.
i was awakened by my da jie's clock.
so loud can.
but thank goodness for that shrill.
i might have wokened up later if not for it.
i practically chiong-ed to the traffic light larr.
until i saw mr foo.
so i stopped.
in the end i wasn't late can.
then saw cherilyn and got sydney's present.

so today CD period we had a talk by ms sherry nee.
about pets.
something like SPCA larr.
only that it's AVA.
then we had to do CIP.
had to group in fours.
so i ended up with shanna, peiyu and natalie.
yah and history was so fun today.
it was our last lesson with miss lim):
so we played a history game.
i was the bid manager.
had to roll the dice.
our score in the end was so pathetic.
146 only.
tsk.
hahas it's just a game.
then miss lim said i have something for the monitors and my history rep.
i wasn't listening.
until peiyu and dionis was like, CHELSEA! GO! HISTORY REP!
i was like, huh wad?
then ms lim was like, CHELSEA U DUN WANT UR PRESENT ARH?
i went up lar. duh.
so picked out this really nice blue marker.
it was nice.
there was this message,
to my history rep,
good luck for ur future endeavours!
ms Emily lim 2007.
so sweet lor.
sigh.
and then miss lim said ms low was on a plane to HONGKONG.
i was like WHAT?
and then she said for holiday.
chey.
so ms lim told us where the 3 of them were gonna study and her msn(:
and then we took loads of pics
and then our last history lesson with ms lim ended.
sighs.

so then english mr foo let us watch the videos from ytd's party.
i was totally humiliated.
pratically every single video had a scene of me making a fool of myself.
i didn't expect it to be shown to the whole class.
we were laughing madly man.
so there were two models from 1E.
jessica and shakthi.
hahahas!
and shanna they all kept begging me for the sweets that cherilyn gave for sydney.
so evil larr.
i said cannot.
so they were like, SO MANY NO DIFFERENCE DE LA!
and so i said no no no then they said okay.

and maths today was totally HILARIOUS.
shanna was playing with the nice scotch tape.
as in,
literally nice.
got snoopy on it.
so she was pretending to talk to people and then she PASTED the tape on their backs.
so funny can.
so i was trying to paste on shanna when she turned her back.
then i gang hao going to paste liaos
she turned back.
and then she caught my expression
and she thought i paste on her.
and then

SHANNA WU DID A STRIPTEASE!
hahahas not literally lar.
she jus removed her pinafore.
and she was wearing shorts, mind you.
and she was looking forthe tape.
hahahas it wasn't even there.
and charlotte was like
PEOPLE, 1E, SHANNA WU
IS CURRENTLY PERFORMING A STRIPTEASE
SO EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT HER.
gaaahs!
until we told her shanna it is not there.
you turned back too early liao.
then she was like, ARGH!
and then she laughed
and i can't believe she took out her pinafore
in front of everyone
luckily mr lim wasn't there
cos he left to get notes.
hahas!

yeah so after school
pingping came my house.
ate lunch.
pingping said my mom's noodles were nice.
hahas thanks pingping(:
and then we used the computer.
and then she homed at around 4.
so walked her to the bus stop.
then we were sitting at the bus stop then pingping said
SHERYL ANNE.
i was like orh the 1F one arh.
and then there was someone beside her.
we didn't know who.
can't see from so far larr.
and then so we were practically staring at her face and movements.
until the person looked at us.
then i was like ORH CHERILYN NEW LA.
so i waved like a mad woman.
hahas it was lame.
then pingping's bus came
so i homed.

and here i am now.

THANKIES CHERILYN ON SYDNEY'S BEHALF FOR THE PRESENT! (:

and yah jessica sent me two more pics from ytd.

mr foo really looks funny.((((:

2007-05-21T03:07:00.000-07:00

GOODBYE MISS LOW):

i'm gonna miss ur sweet smile and ur LOVELY way of teaching us geography.
GOOD LUCK IN UR UNIVERSITY! (((:

WELL. so miss low had her last day at SJC today): and the whole class was so crazy thanks to that freaking party.. I WAS GOING MAD cos i was so worried that my cake would be squashed... XDdd. but in the end it was fine cos mr foo helped us keep the stuff. (tyty[:)

and so before the party me and leah RUSHED TO 1F WHERE MISS LOW WAS and we were like miss low can u come over next door cos we need ur help. and so she did and we cheered like hell.. and then THE PARTY BEGAN and i was like damnn tired oh puh-lease..

and today PE was so funny cos we had to go the music room to watch the NDP ppl and miss goh kept saying DON'T STEP ON THE SMAIl! cos there was this crushed snail on the floor.. that was plain disgusting..

LOLS! so yah today turned out to be really fun actually..

TOOK SOME PICS WITH THE TEACHERS! woot!

2007-05-20T13:20:00.000-07:00

Baking is a really bad activity that you can do on a SUNDAY afternoon.

maybe the picture doesn't really show how messy the kitchen was, but it seriously was.

well, anyway. i was baking the cake for the party for tomorrow. tsk. shanna the nutcase whine whine whine; say i need to make icing, but i dunnoe how, so ended up she make the icing.

the funniest part was that my mother went to pour the orange [for the cake] into a cup, and then my aunt didn't know, and she POURED THE WHOLE CUP OF ORANGE into the cake mixture and then it's actually only supposed to pour HALF OF IT, but she thought it was half and when she opened the orange cup, there was none left.

AND SHE SCREAMED FOR MY MOTHER and said; you poured the whole thing inside? my mother said YES and my aunt went bonkers.

so the cake might not turn out the way i want it to be, thanks to who?

MY MOTHER.

sighs.

i just hope that lim, low and cheng apperciate what we have done for them.

so well, just now while i was typing halfway i DISCOVERED THIS HUGE SCRATCH THAT WAS VISIBLE TO ANYONE, IT WAS RED, AND BESIDE IT A BIG BRUISE, ON MY HAND. i saw it and i was like, OMIGOODNESS MAN! how in the world did i get that scratch man! so i touched it and it HURT LIKE HELL. ugh.

so i went to get the first aid kit and i put this HUMONGOUS PLASTER STRIP over the scratch. then sydney saw it and she was like, CHELSEA WHAT HAPPENEED TO YOU.

i said i dunnoe.

so i went to check on the cake, it wasn't done yet.

and so i used the computer, and here am i now.

i'm gonna take a nap later. Zzz.

2007-05-20T02:51:00.000-07:00

okay. this is too funny.

ANDREA; who has somewhat a way to make me reduce boredom; told me to go to this website; some sort of quiz thing.

C is for Cynical

H is for Honest

E is for Enjoyable

L is for Loving

S is for Scary

E is for Enjoyable

A is for Abstract

AND.

i am similar to JENNIFER GARNER; and i am BIG BIRD, my blood type is B, and my HALLOWEEN costume is GIRL SCOUT!

like,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHS!

i have seriously never LAUGHED SO MUCH since dunnoe when.

THANKIES ANDREA; it really helped.

muchloves. (((:

2007-05-19T14:43:00.000-07:00

today was SO FUN!

had animation lesson at school, had to like, make our own animation, and then i was freezing in the lab. so we were like, cutting and cutting those weird things and then we animate by the webcam.. and nutcase shanna went bonkers and kept putting her hand at the camera and then we had to delete delete..

the worst part was that we got a super horrible computer, and if we preview alot of times then the whol thing will shut off, so irritating, we had to keep SAVING until there were tons of files in the folder man.. ugh..

and then i so agree with chen peiyu that we should treasure POWERPUFF GIRLS AND ALL THAT RUBBISH ANIMATIONS; cos to make a 6 SECONDS ANIMATION we actaully took 4HOURS. would u imagine how long it would take for POWERPUFF GIRLS; aww.

so we should take pity on the HARDOWORING ANIMATORS and watch their shows, yeah?

so after finish already, was walking to the mimimart when i saw larissa and she CONVINCED me to walk to compass with her.. then we bought macs and she was talking about cherie and her VIOLENCE movie.. and then we crapped about cherilyn and all that.. lols!

and then eat wan le then walked her to the interchange.. and then i homed.

later still have to go for catechism.. sigh.. i wanna sleep la... today wake up very early k??

SATURDAYS ARE SLEEPING IN DAYS!

and yah today's label will be; REDUCE AIR POLLUTION; USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT! GAAHS! the animation is so funny.

yeah and i think weiqian's dad is gonna get a LAMBORGHINI or something, so cool lorhs, maybe i'll ask him to take me a ride in it.

I AM SO NOT OBEYING MY LABEL FOR THE DAY(((:

TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!
no cars;
no taxis;
no vans;
no lorries;
AWW.
dun be sad, singapore;
you all still have buses.
AND THEN MAYBE WE ALL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE SQUEEZING INTO A SINGLE BUS SO THAT EVERYONE AT THE BUS STOP CAN ENTER AND GET TO THEIR DESTINATION.

yeah, i am crapping.. i am jus pleased that my probs are solved.
THANKIES CHERILYN! ((:

Ps, ANDREA AND CHERILYN. i changed the skin, so the tagboard is BIGGER NOW, i hope you're HAPPY[:

2007-05-19T06:06:00.000-07:00

YAY! LARISSA RAWKKS!

okay. so today UNCLE MIKE [my catechist] totally freaked me out, by telling us that if you skip mass it's a MORTAL SIN.

I REPEAT, MORTAL SIN. it's bad.

SIGH. I'm gonna go into the PURGATORY! sad case.

anyway, yah so that larissa went to halp me call CHERILYN and she asked her to go online now. TSK. so funny lar, we were crapping.

AGAIN.

hahas! the things i could talk about with LARISSA.

Topic NUMBER 1: CHERILYN NEW.
Topic NUMBER 2: CHERILYN NEW.
Topic NUMBER 3: CHERILYN NEW.

LOLS! okay.

i can't imagine what could happen next. ESPECIALLY IN JUNE.

2007-05-18T01:06:00.000-07:00

HELLOS!

well. so today was pretty NORMAL.

well, teachers and staff had to go for photo- taking, so everyone had to stay in the hall and watch AFTER SCHOOL. mrs tan said the air- con was on, but it was DAMNN HOT LA PLS.

and then the nut-case shanna wu came to sit behind me when the ndp girls left, to show me some AIDS trick that she did on her calculator. it's gross.

and then there was this part in the show where the guy STAB the other guy like dunnoe how many times, i covered my eyes and ears [FYI, I CAN'T WATCH THIS KIND OF SCENES OR ELSE I WILL CRY] and then shanna was like imidating the guy. SHE STABBED me, [for fun] and i couldn't stand it, i got goosebumps okay!

after that we just talked to natalie, then got back our dnt marks. SIGH. did okay. peiyu was sick, so didn't come to school. then um, finished watching freaky friday.. finish already watched SHE'S THE MAN..

and then watched phantom of the opera [woah today we watched alot of movies seh] and there was a kissing scene... IT WAS EWW. and then blahs. plAYED hangman with miss low. it was her last lesson with us.. sigh.. but we also have a party for low, lim and cheng on monday.

I AM SO JEALOUS! andrea's accepted INTO MERCY COLLEGE in perth!? and she's skipping a grade! like, WOW! and it's still winter there, you see.

AND we are suffering in this SINGAPOREAN CLIMATE THAT'S TOTALLY SCORCHING HOT? and she gets to FREEZE in perth's lovely enjoying COLD WEATHER.

dun complain, andrea.

GAAAHS. just joking.

ANYWAY i am feeling troubled, so if anyone's free on msn please come chat with me.

FYI, bernice, dun be so KE QI can? i help you because y0u are my friend. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? ((((:

2007-05-17T00:43:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO 1E, NATALIE! (((:

well. today had this new girl, called NATALIE ROSA- ANNE BALA. a sweet girl. she only studied at OLGC until P4, then left for France, cos her dad is working in the airforce and got posted everywhere. WOAH. SO COOL LOR!

so she sat with me and jessica, and we chatted like hell. TALK TALK TALK. she was teaching us french. sort of. lols.
OKAY. and so today got back SCIENCE, AND I DID DAMNN BADLY. SUPER BAD. sigh. nothing much to say about science.

MATH! it was super lame can! at first got back PAPER2, and i saw 36/50, i was like WOW! OMG! cos i totally improved ALOT, and then i realised it was DEBORAH'S PAPER, actually me and peiyu's paper were with ms koh. cos we did working in PENCIL. ugh. whatever. then i got MY REAL MARKS.

34/50. Not bad la. THEN I THOUGHT I COULD GET AT LEAST A B3, when i saw my PAPER 1 MARKS. super HORRENDOUS! BAD BAD BAD. i almost cried. but i didn't la. tsk. AND MY OVERALL IS SUPER LAN CAN! borderline only la! WAHLAU. AND CHARLOTTE got A1 AND SHE STILL COMPLAINED. FISH LAR SHE.

but i passed la. wasn't that bad.

OH YAH GOT BACK ART LIAOS; SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY EXPECTATIONS.

SHEESH. i very worried LITERATURE lehhs.

ACK! lim, low and cheng leaving next friday. still have to plan the freaking party. ARGH! STRESS!

i am gonna suffer from post- natal DEPRESSION! LOLS!

later still have to go FOR MASS COS TODAY IS ASCENSION DAY. wtf. i dun wanna GO LA!
SEE, the things you do being a catholic. I SACRIFICE!

lame.

FYI, I DID NOT GET A2 FOR GEOG. I GOT LOWER. my brother messed my COMPUTER. thank you.

2007-05-16T00:14:00.000-07:00

ILINA; DON'T WORRY OKAY? I'LL CRY WITH YOU((:

well, cried today. cos of HISTORY marks; did really badly. but chinese, geog and dnt were really well done. BRAVO CHELSEA, YOU HAVE DONE WELL!

sighs. history is super super bad. I NEED TO STUDY HARDER FOR NEXT SEMESTER! wee.

okay whatever. so erm. so art period we watched ART ATTACK! and everyone was waiting for the show to start and nefore the show was commercials? on THE WIGGLES? haha it was so entertaining. they were dancing.

and then RE was the supiest BORING RE EVER. MS MARY MADE US WATCH THIS BORING show on miracles and i fell asleep. literally, until she made the ppl who slept to sit on the floor, and jessica woke me up, so ms mary didn't see. (tyty[:)

yeah so lit was okay, just discussed some weirdo script paper, and i passed MY SCIENCE! B3! WWEEEE!

and yah geog we got back our geog paper. i PASSED GEOG! wee.

and then waited for pingping. and then homed. then went to Royal Dance Academy [that's also where PEIYU and WEIQIAN have ballet] with Sydney. met Weiqian. she had just ended her ballet. then waited for Sydney to finish ballet, nth to do so talk talk talk to Weiwei. CRAP! SHE WAS CRAPPING ABOUT WENTWORTH MILLER AND FLANNERY. flannery is a girl's name! don't you watch POKEMON, GUO WEIQIAN?! lols! okay, fine. and I TELL YOU ARH, WENTWORTH MILLER LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CAN! ARGH! maybe they're long-lost distant relatives.

do you readers even know who's WENTWORTH MILLER AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE? if you dunnoe then go and zhuang qiang bah.

FINEEEEEEEEEEEEE u noe right YOU CHANGE CHANNEL ON UR TV TO CHANNEL 5 AND SEE THE ADVERTISEMENT ON PRISON BREAK? then there's this GUY, hair very short de, and quite broad shouders, YUP THAT'S THE ONE.

then justin timberlake? ERM. you go to YOUTUBE.COM! and type SEXYBACK. then the music video will come out and the guy you see that's singing? THAT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?! seriously if you dunnoe who's Justin Timberlake then I AM SPEECHLESS.

you mean u dun watch TV? the ads always show the HITS CD? and the JUSTIN TIMBELAKE will come out and sing, I'M BRINGING SEXYBACK! yeah? eeyers.

i'm feeling sad and happy at the same time. sighs. but WEIWEI has cheered me up! WOOTZ! she always does. THANKIES WEIWEI(((:

*YOU ARE AN EGOTISTICAL SPOILT BRAT, UNDIGNIFIED, AND ALL. GND. FISH YOU.

2007-05-12T21:26:00.000-07:00

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!

well, my dear momma's not home, gotta work to keep us surviving, sad. THANKIES MUMMY(((:

okay. so there's seriously NOTHING to do at home now, I REPEAT, NOTHING. umm, except sit at the computer and rot.

so my sisters and brothers were planning to prepare dinner for our MUMMY DEAREST tonight, and all that.. and going to compass later to get the INGREDIENTS! and those pesky kids haven't bought the present for mum, HAHA I already bought from school, that weirdo chocs.. the woman CONVINCED ME man..

HEY I AM A KIND SOUL, i see the woman like so desperate like that [no offence] so just buy lor.
LAME nia. TSK. 4 DOLLARS LEH. very hao le lar.

yah. umm. nothing much. I MISS JERMAINE. sigh.

and i guess tomorrow not gonna see andrea at school.. cos her last day was friday.. as she is going to australia on tuesday.. i wanted to tell her loads of things lar.. sigh. now i have no chance..

SAD.

MAY 2007 is so horrid. I feel like crying. REALLY. i need someone's comfort.

2007-05-12T05:57:00.000-07:00

Hi all.

i shall announce that today was the most HORRIBLE-EST day of my life.

well, what happened?

1. I had to manage Sydney's party.
2. I was insulted.
3. I slipped and fell.
4. Jermaine went back to Australia.
5. I am sick, again.

COULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING WORSE THAN THIS LIST OF INSANE HAPPENINGS THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN ON THE 12 TH OF MAY, 2007?

Okay. I am taking it easy. Very easy, alright?

So, it was bad to have had to manage the party with tons of kids, but the worst part is that her friends insulted me. AND BLAH. like, puh- lease, what do they know, they're immature, infantile, YOUNG, AND STUPID.

i'm seriously PISSED okay.

and then after the whole thing, went to clear up, and GUESS WHAT.

Oh good golly, that freaking friends of hers messed up the whole place, and there was juice and punch on the floor and i slipped. CRAPPP.

well, it was BAD.

then went to darren tan's house and there was okay. jus played like idiots. DESTRESSING.

okay, SO AFTER THAT JERMAINE CALLED ME and said she WAS LEAVING FOR AUSTRALIA ALREADY.

we talked on the phone for like, 2 whole hours. and i cried.

she said she might not be coming back. i cried.

she said loads of things. i cried.

OMG. then i found out from larissa that andrea IS LEAVING ON THE 15 TH MAY, [also sydney's birthday] TO AUSTRALIA.

i HATE AUSTRALIA.

why does everyone migrate there? is it AN OH- SO WONDERFUL COUNTRY? NO!

most people go there so that they don't need to learn CHEENA LANGUAGE.

I mean, that is pathetic.

yah, so what if you have difficulty trying to learn? JUST LEARN!

all of us are learning.

i am not criticising or anything okay. JUST PISSED. DAMNN PISSED.

OKAY, yah and then since i couldn't send jermaine off, i just wished her and all that.

then after i got off, i realised that my head hurt, i checked my temperature, it was okay. but i have severe cough. and FLU.

i am starting to turn in CHERIE SIM NUMBER 2 who blows her nose all day. SIGH.

i never want to have days like this, NEVER EVER.

i can't believe that yesterday was great and today is totally the opposite.

someone, please comfort me now. I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS.

today is horrid.

2007-05-11T03:59:00.000-07:00

I LOVE HAGENDAX MACADAMIA ICE-CREAM((((((:

[uh, okay. FYI, the ice- cream that you see there, is what HAGENDAX MACADEMIA ICE-CREAM looks like, got it?]

uh, yes! it seriously RAWKKS! omg.

OKAY. today was an ABSOLUTELY OH-SO WONDERFUL AND THE AWSOME-EST DAY OF MY SEC 1 LIFE! [awesome-est is the word from CHELSEA'S dictionary.]

well, went tampines with CHARLOTTE, WEIQIAN [ my girlfriend WEIWEI], pamelaaaaaaa, and JERMAINE! wootz! yeah, and so we watched SPIDERMAN 3! okay, it was definitely cool. i was sitting in the theatre like a mad woman, lifted up my legs and removed my slippers. WEE.

and yah, when the SANDMAN "exploded" from the van, weiwei screamed and THREW HER NACHOS! oh my gawd. IT WAS LIKE SPLATTERED. not very bad, but the guy sitting beside us was like, laughing and we were damn paiseh lar!

ugh. yah, so we watched, and i am so in love with PETER PARKER, and his dude hairstyle, he doesn't look like a nerd now. and the sandman is a fatass. HARRY IS A CUTIE! that's what PAMELAAAA said. and they said that MJ is a doll. haaaas! RIGHT.

speaking of which, MR FOO cut his hair today. 1 ENDURANCE was like, damnn shocked, and they burst out laughing. HAHAHAHAHA mr foo looks more... um.. GENTLEMANLY?

okay whatever, yah so after that we went to have lunch at CAFE CATTLE, AND THE ICE CREAM THERE RAWKKS BIG TIME(((((: um, jermaine treated me to lunch cos she was loaded, she brought like 70 dollars?!

yeah. so after that we headed to DAH WALLET SHOP, and i got my new MYUK pencil case((((((: wee! i am so darn happy about it.

yeah and then we played the freaking arcade games.. i lost like a freak. HEY I AM IN CHOIR not SPORTS or whatever so u seriously can't expect me to win in an ARMS STRETCHING GAME.

uh, it was the game where u hold the THING AND use all your strength to score a point by getting the ROUND THING into ur opponents THING, eeyer i know you don't understand so FORGET IT.

yeah, and then we hung around.. blahs, and charlotte homed.

then me, weiwei, pam, and jermaine.. dunnoe what to do, so we went to VIVOCITY!

and then we went to WATCH FEET! HAHAHAHAHAS!

not at the toilet. at the swimming pool upstairs. the green one. HAHAHAHAHAS!

uh, yeah, so after that ate ice-cream again. AT BEN AND JERRY'S (((((:

jermaine treated us. AGAIN. Thankies JERJER.

yeah, jermaine is JERJER. I love it. it's cute((((:

so weiwei and jerjer are my GIRLFRIENDS! hahahas.

i think i am putting on weight thanks to ice-cream by JERJER! hahas.

and math paper today was super duper EXTREMELY easyyyy for a maths idiot and amatuer like ME.

hahahahahas! EXAMS ARE OVERRR.. yeah so GOODBYE EXAMS! TOODLES!

i am going bankrupt liaos; but today was a seriously memorable and AMAZING day for me. THANKS EVERYONE WHO MADE ME SO HAPPY TODAY!

PS did i say that i cried during spidey3? yes i did. the last part, it was damnn emotional. the music so slow lar. sighs.

I AM SO PROUD OF MY SURNAME. SPYKERMAN = SPIDERMAN! WHOOPEE!

2007-05-09T23:50:00.000-07:00

gasp!

it's maths tomorrow. DIE. i bet i will get an F9. maybe even a Z.

sigh. at least today's papers were easy sia. dnt; not much of a problem, lit, CHICKENFEET.

hmm. tommorow after 10.45 LIFE is gonna be great! going to PARTAY!

at plaza sing with charlotte, jillian, peiyu, shanna, rachelneo and sherylchua! whoopee! watching this weirdo bridge show. and eating at CARL'S JUNIOR. hehes.

eeyer. blogger got prob lehhs. the colour of your post cannot change. sickening lars.

done for the day[:

2007-05-09T02:37:00.000-07:00

JERMAINE AND WEIQIAN RAWK! they bought me hagendaz macademia brittle ice cream just now when they was on his way back from caltex and they wanted to buy me a new MYUK bag for my birthday! haha. didn't dare to ask for like anything else so yeah. :D i am so friggin happy! WHEE~

YES, JERMAINE AND WEIQIAN. YOU REALLY DO ROCK.

2007-05-09T00:22:00.000-07:00

BOOYAHS[:

people LET'S CHEER! history paper is OVER! WHOOPEE! let's par-TAY.

Nah.

the worst part is that friday still have MATHS PAPER. OMG. I HATE MATHS.

and school ends at 10.45 on the last day of exam!! YAY.

isn't that GREAT.

YES.

okay.

well today history was pretty dumb, i thought the paper was only on india, it was not.. i just realised in the morning, peiyu was like, NO IS THE WHOLE HISTORY BOOK, I WAS LIKE, WHAT???!!! OMG OMG OMG!

and then national anthem, me and charlotte left the history book open on the floor, and read and sang the national anthem at the same time. AMAZING.

dots. the structured questions were tough, i did badly. CONFIRM. not like the cheena paper which is NOT CONFIRMED.

then art. AIYOS. i painted like a siao zha bor like that lar, oh puh- lease. i have always SUCKED tremendously in art, since P1. no kidding. if you don't believe i can let you see my primary school report book. ART -- either B's or C's.

sad case. i am a sadistic child.

BOOHOO. i am sad. i don't want MID YEARS. i want them to be over.

haix. today jillian went u- gallopping with me and we "QUARELLED" over a bowl of noodles and i ate her WANTON. hahahahas! X)

well, the good news is that the saturday after mid year i am gonna watch SPIDERMAN 3! WEEE! yay. i WAS WAITING.

SPIDERMAN. that's me. WHOOPEE.

HAHAS. well, good luck to everyone for upcoming papers! JIAYOU! (:

* get well soon PEIYU! don't be sick yeah? have to join us for the celebration of the end of mid- years!

2007-05-08T04:05:00.000-07:00

crap. crap. crap. crap.

i am so gonna flunk my math paper on friday, today during tuition.. my tutor gave us a mock exam and i got 40/ 60. DIE!

that is extremely bad seh.

what me and weiqian were doing is that we were GOSSIPING about someone and then we realised that this guy called leonard, his fly was open.

it was damnn funny lar!

WEIQIAN: Chelsea chelsea.. look at that guy.
ME: Which one?
WEIQIAN: The one with with the blue shirt.
CHELSEA: Yah, why?
WEIQIAN: Look at his pants de that PART there.
CHELSEA: Erm.. *looks* OMG HIS FLY IS OPEN.
WEIQIAN: Exactly. OMG.
CHELSEA: Aiya don't look lar. GROSS LOR.
WEIQIAN: *ignores me* EXCUSE ME do u know that your pants are not zipped??

....
...
...

OMG IT WAS DAMNN FUNNY OKAY cos after that i seriously couldn't stop laughing. i laughed till i almost cried lar. HAHAHAS.

then when weiwei and i going home that time there was this FATSO guy in front of us.. he walked DAMNN SLOWLY lar. then he dropped his wallet and was about to pick it up when..

RIP!

HAHAHHA! omg it was damn funny. okay.

I HAVE TO DO ART NOW. 1 MORE PAGE AND PAINTING. that's it.

BYES.

2007-05-07T23:37:00.000-07:00

Hellos :D

life these days have really been OMFG.

especially in 1E.

the bullying, betrayers, and all.

sigh.

let's talk about today, shall we?

NOT.

okay. it was pretty normal. exams, geog and science papers.

tough. i mean, science was. geog was easy peasy. sorta.

yeah, all thanks to CHARLOTTE TEO WHO LOVES talking during physics and disallowing me to listen. hahas. joking.

well, the physics qns really pulled me down. bad.

the bio and chem ones were fine. and yah. i guess i didn't flunk? but i know i flunked CHEENA ORAL but my darling cherilyn keeps saying NO YOU WILL PASS. right.

and then the betrayer kept staring at me and peiyu today. i felt like getting a pair of chopsticks and gouging her eyeballs out.

anyway today i had no voice so i didn't speak much. sigh, late for school.. sydney had an asthma attack so in hospital now.

poor girl. her birthday is like, in a few days lar. sigh. i hope she gets well soon[:

TO ****

RETARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXTINCT MAN. SCRAM LAR. YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE WONDERFUL PLACE WE ARE LIVING IN NOW. ANYWAY I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE COOL, SO I SERIOUSLY ADVISE YOU TO GET A MIRROR AND LOOK INTO IT FOR LIKE 10 MONTHS AND IF IT IS NOT BIG ENOUGH, YOU CAN TELL ME AND I CAN BUY YOU AN ENORMOUS CHEAPSKATE MIRROR THAT IS AS HUGE AS UR ASS. OR MAYBE I CAN BRING YOU TO A PLACE THAT IS FILLED WITH MIRRORS, SINCE YOU ARE SO DAMNN VAIN LAR. YOU WALK ALSO MUST STICK OUT UR BOSOM AND ASS, I SERIOUSLY SUGGEST THAT U WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND NOT BRAG ABOUT ALL YOUR ASSETS LIKE A PROSTITUTE, COS PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY NOT INTERESTED AT ALL AT LOOKING AT THAT HORRIBLE BODY OF YOURS. THANK YOU.

2007-05-06T23:47:00.000-07:00

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHANNA WU! ((((:

sigh. jessica is nagging. cos i am like, at her house now and we're supposed to be studying but i got too carried away with my blog XD.. hehes.]

well anyway today had CHINESE... cheena paper.. so damnn hard, i think i flunked. no kidding man.. it was TERROR.. i tikam tikam choose for the cloze passage man.. DIEEE. omg.. i think i will get like, only 50 odd upon 90. sianz.

ohh, well today we ended school early, whoopee. yeah, so headed to jessica's house for awhile to "REVISE". hahas.

erm, okay, so changed my skin. again.

i am starting to become like peiyu who changes her skin like, almost everyday. crappp.

YOU. DIE. NOW. stop acting cool yeah? ACBCs are RETARDDS. if you think you're cool then please OPEN your eyes wide and look at yourself in the mirror! THANK YOU.

2007-05-06T00:36:00.000-07:00

i promise. PRACTICE was TOUGH today. I AM SO TIRED.

erm, well actually this morning i was SORT OF forced to wae up at 7.30 AM just to go to church, aiyo yah so just woke up... i was the last one to wake up.. was totally tired.. couldn't wake up..

MOM: CHELSEA! wake up!
CHELSEA: today no school..
MOM: yes yes.. wake up.. go church already..
CHELSEA: HUH.. *eyes are half- open*
MOM:get ready okay? *goes out*
CHELSEA: *In dreamland*

.... 15 minutes later.

MOM: CHELSEA! WAKE UP! LATE ALREADY!
CHELSEA:*sleeping*
MOM: OI! up man!
CHELSEA: okok...

... 20 minutes later i am ready to go. and we were late for church. hehes.

yupp, so after church drove to KOVAN where we had delicious breakfast..
and... *drumroll*

I GOT MY NEW SHOES! WEE! I AM SO HAPPY.. okay so after that went to HOUGANG MALL
de NTUC.. bought lotsa things yeah.

and then drove home, had GREAT LUNCH and then i STUDIED my history and chinese, studied until i wanna die liao can.. tsk.

SO after that I HAD VMA PRACTICE... singing yeah? erm. yah so i had no voice so the teacher said she know a way to get my voice back.. and made me sing C MAJOR.. 3 TIMES.. if i don't get the note then sing again. after that sang the SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW song. sang it like over 10 times.. and yeah she didn't allow us to drink water for the next 2 hours.. i almost died i tell you.. yah.. so well, after that homed.

BORED. i need to tell everybody that i am currently having LARYNGITIS. so don't talk to me cos i can't answer you yeah.

I HATE YOU. BETRAYER. STOP BEING SUCH A FAKER. WTF. I DETEST, DESPISE, HATE AND DISLIKE YOU. FOREVER.

2007-05-05T04:53:00.000-07:00

i am oh- so bored.

today catechism was so slackk. we just did some freaking quiz and then had to group into a, b, c, or d. i was in [C]. er.

so after that had to count how many c's or something.. and then yah, and blah blah.
after that JOE came to tell us about ARCHDIOCEAN YOUTH DAY on 7/7/07 which is also BERNICE'S BDAE! hahas.

apparently we're going to singapore expo that's from 4.30 to 10.. dinner provided.. have to pay 5 bucks for that chartered bus, dinner, blahs and a free tee. and we're gonna watch a play. er, and shows. we'll be practically entertained all the while. GREAT.

weee.. so now i just have to wait another 2 months for that amazing day.

life is boring these days. exams approching, 5 days. OH MAN. i must have confidence man. I'LL PASS! THE A1s ARE MINE.

yup, that's the right attitude. (:

2007-05-05T00:05:00.000-07:00

today is an oh- so boring day.

i had officially planned, to sleep, wake up, study, eat, go to the toilet, use the computer and head to catechism.
but now, it's sleep, wake up, ~~study,~~ eat, go to the toilet, use the computer and head to catechism.

it's so boring. i changed my skin.

listened to my ipod, but it didn't help. not one bit.

i dunnoe what to do.

i really do not look forward to anything these days.

someone help me.

2007-05-04T02:51:00.000-07:00

HOT TEMPERED.

today i am SO DAMNN bad tempered larhs. i dunnoe why. cos today after school we were waiting for shanna to have her history then we go pizza hut together, then charlotte JINXED ME. I WAS PISSED WHEN CHARLOTTE KEPT PLAYING THE FREAKING JINX GAME AND WHEN I ASKED PPL TO SAY MY FULL NAME she was like, NO NO DUN SAY! and i asked like every single sec 1 in the canteen? if nobody said then i would have to be like, mute FOREVER?

TSK. and so after asking larissa and charlotte convinced her to say no, i WAS LIKE, ARGH. AIYA! I DUN WANNA PLAY LE LAR! and i dumped my file DOWN on the table and sat down, PISSED.

you might be like, thinking i am such a spoilsport and I AM JUST ANGRY OVER MINOR STUFF, but if you were in my shoes, i tell you, you would have SCREAMED AT CHARLOTTE TEO LIKE AS IF SHE KILLED YOUR MOTHER. [no offence.]

i almost cried lar. but i was too angry can. UGH.

okay, so that was OVER. and ilina called me,CHELSA MAGTHERELEARN SPIDERMAN or something.. okay.

and then shanna came le.. real fast man.. and so me, peiyu, shanna, charlotte, ping ping and jessica walked to compass, actually no, we MARCHED. we were like 1, 2,1,2.. LAME CAN. so after that reach compass, met jessica's mom. and yah, so went pizza hut and while we were waiting for our seat, we saw dionis and valerie.. and yup, so we got our seat, and we ordered..

YUMMY the pizzas were damnn great lar! WEE! yupp, cheesy mozerella.. WOO.. yah okok so ... we ate and drank and drank and ate. and then over paid bill [it was damnn cheap lar] and then we zoomed off.

TOOK NEOPRINTS! haaaaas!

and yah, went hallmark too. shamrock and blahs. then headed to popular and bought green file for chem and correction tape.

I AM SO NOT GONNA ALLOW MY CORRECTION TAPE TO FINISH IN 2 WEEKS OKAY.
all thanks to ping ping and shanna who used my previous correction tape like HELL.

yah, today DNT i finished my job and after that was DAMNNNN FUNNY LAR! MR TEO IS SO DAMNN HILARIOUS MAN.. HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STAND IT.

english was DAMNN BAD. science and lit was normal. WITH MS CHENG WHO DOESNT WANNA TELL US HER MSN. BOO.

erm, so that was seriously all.. watched phantom of the opera.. i like her VOICE. THAT CHRISTINE GIRL. hahahahas. yah..

oh yah, i lost my temper at shanna too. don't ask why.

CHELSEA WILL FLUNK HER CHINESE PAPER ON MONDAY.
i can predict the future luhs, remember?

2007-05-03T04:37:00.000-07:00

ME. CHELSEA. FLUNKED.

i know that the spelling is WRONG. all thanks to the real NICE FREAK who typed it out wong. TSK. anyway i'm gonna commit suicide today.

blah blah. flunk flunk FLUNKED. today was the most WEIRDEST days of my entire life. I THINK i flunked my chinese oral. like, PUH- LEASE. it's CHEENA lehhs. I'M NOT CHEENA kays. i'm EURASIAN? YEAH? ANG- MOH? wadeva. tsk..

MY tester was like... *drumroll*

MR.

CHRISTOPHER.

and you know the rest. SIM. SJC'S MOST WELL- KNOWN DISCIPLINE MASTER. when tay chew fern said right, we were like, WHAT? WHAT THE HELL? OMG!

and the first thing i said was.

I'M GONNA FLUNK. FAIL FAIL FAIL!

and i think i did. i did like, SUPER bad for conversation. my words were hanging in the air LAR! shyt. ARGH.

and we even PRACTICED IN CLASS during maths lesson. MR LIM let us practice. ( tyty[: ) and me, shanna, peiyu, ping ping, and charlotte were playing this real funny game that we could only speak chinese and if we spoke english for 3 times, we had to be duly punished or sumthg.

hahas. i couldn't help it lar. we went like, crazy over that game. LOLS.
and so, we were also playing a real retarded JINX game. dunnoe what lar. invented by charlotte?? tsk..

aiyo. and so after oral i played ARM- WRESTLING with monkey. LIKE, PUH- LEASE LAR. nicolelim is so damnn strong LAR! and i am so VULNERABLE. HAHAHAS.

okay. then we ate waffle ice-cream (again.) and we were like gossiping about ****** *** *** ****. that PERSON.

and so watched sheryl and rachel play badminton, then walked to bus stop with charlotte, and homed.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. MY LIFE IS OVER. PERMANENT.

btw. people. FYI, i am still having hand disease. i edited this post like, 4 times.

eww. i do NOT like YOU. (NOT YOU, elissa.)

2007-05-02T08:06:00.000-07:00

i really have no idea what's happening to me these days. something's overcoming me i say. all these about typing problems, emo problems, school work, teachers, friends, MID-YEARS, and here comes booking forms to threaten us and make us scared.

omg. i dunnoe why.

I CAN'T STAND IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. really i can't.

i just feel like jumping off a building. i am just making it worse by bottling all my feelings up and not doing anything about them. i should go see a counsellor.

NOT.

tsk. if u don't see me in school these few days, think: maybe she went to commit suicide.

MAYBE, I WILL. i just dun wanna noe when.

cos maybe one day i'll just walk to the rooftop and i don't even know i did. or something.

and jump. 17 storeys. DOWN.

can u guess what will happen next?

2007-05-02T07:06:00.001-07:00

tuition tonight was like, BAD.

i can't believe that i yawned 7 times in total. omIGAWD.

crapp. the teacher ditched me. as in, she didn't bother me after talking 15 minutes to that sec 3 gal. omg. stress.

PRESSURE. midyears are up. i have to concentrate man. or else i'll die. BIG-TIME.
i am totally NON ACTIVE, SLEEPY, TIRED, IRRITATED, AND EMO AND NON-ENTHU.

why? cos i have sore throat and i still dunnoe what else.
argh. sickening.

TO ****
hey, crazy freaking cold- blooded bitch lar you. the reason i asked u for a favour is cos i regarded u as a friend then and it was jus a measly favour over msn lar. crapp. and u had to complain and whine. tsk. i asked you also not because u were my friend, but also because i was in search of help, not because i wanted u to be arrested by the police to committing illegal activities over the internet okay. COLD BLOODED.

and this is also a reason why i am so emo today.

2007-05-02T03:03:00.001-07:00

chelsea's gonna die any moment.

2007-05-02T03:03:00.000-07:00

OMG! today is a real OMIGAWD day. i have HAND problems!

it might sound ridiculous, but really. these days when i type i keep typing wrongly man! like CHERILYN I TYPE CHERILNY or something.. and oral i type orla.. OMG! i'm gonna suffer from HAND DISEASE. and then it will produce white cells and i'll get HAND CANCER and then i'll DIE! and then i'll go to heaven and have eternal life.

OMG. i think i'm going mad. someone help me.

2007-05-02T01:34:00.000-07:00

OMG.

omg. omg. omg. you know i did like real badly for my history thing today man. it was upon 15. and i got... *drumroll please!*

i got.. haha i am so not gonna tell anyone.. that includes my mother father sisters brothers grandmother grandmother granduncle grandaunt godmother godfather cousin relative or even DISTANT RELATIVE... hahahaha.. chelsea's retarded.. that's why she got damnn low.. SHE FAILED. so i think peiyu and charlotte are the only ones who know my marks.. sheesh..

anyway today i found out that i was A BOY IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE? lame lar! so violated. miss lim said look whether there is a line below ur joint de line there and if there is a faint line there, it means u were a guy in ur previous life.. ridiculous lorh.. tsk..

gaahs. today school was like damnn fun lar.. cos all the teachers went workshop, so tay chew fern went too and all we did during chinese was just to mark zuo ye and RAWT.. haha it was fun lar..

and then recess just ate lesser today.. peiyu thought i was on a diet sia.. lame.. so after that ART was so cool cos ms alvina went for workshop too.. so me and peiyu were writing down notes for history and then after that that freaking jessica and peiyu went to STUFF MY COMB INSIDE MY HAIR.. i looked like a cheena MORON.. argh, and then ethel and everybody laughed like mad.. hahas. okok then that was over.. then mr foo came for cme and we went for RE.. today monkey was extra lame.. she TOOK THE MIKE AND SHE WAS LIKE " SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN NEVER WEAR HER UNDERWEAR.. " and all that crapp.. hais.. and blah blah blah... and then monkey was like laughing like siao until we laughed like siao also..

so the lit was PATHETIC can.. everybody so damnn sian.. never answer ms cheng.. so ms cheng got irritated and left like without saying THANK YOU. tsk.

yah. and so on and so forth.. today shanna didn't come to school, so the class experienced PEACE AND QUIET for a day.. tomorrow when she returns the whole class will be chaotic again.. omg. tsktsk..

ANYWAY TODAY CHELSEA IS FEELING FINE! SICK NO MORE! YAY! just a really bad sore throat that my voice is like shyt.. and thanks so much ingrid and cherilyn for the GET WELL SOONS. love you all!

2007-05-01T00:10:00.001-07:00

i just realised that i typed like real long for the previous post lar.. haha.. paiseh paiseh.. tsk tsk.
anyway ppl tag me lar! i am bored. thank you andrea for tagging. LOVES.

2007-05-01T00:10:00.000-07:00

HAPPY LABOUR DAY?

gaahs. today is a real horrible day can. HORRIBLE! why? BECAUSE. chelsea has to rush to finish her ART page 1 and 2 cos the previous one was torn by yours truly.. hehes. cos i was like damnn angry that day [can't remember why] and so i just ripped any paper in sight. [that's my trademark so if i'm angry you better get all your paper away lar huhh?]

but then i had this real fun chat with bernice. hahas. we were crapping away.. then bernice was like, why u put leah? [for my display pic] .. so i put her face with me lorhs.. and then.. she was like dun put my face on ur display pic! er. okay? so i changed it to jillian. and then we crapped abt.. the survey thing.. and then about fei lun hai.. hahas. and then BLAHS and jillian copied my display pic. it was like DOUBLE.. haha.. lame.

anyway then i just realised i have to finish the whole chinese ZUO YE workbook.. omg and i haven't even started.. CRAPP; and what's more i have to study later.. exams round the corner.. not studying is the same as jumping off a building..

THE WORST PART OF THE WHOLE DAY IS THAT I AM SICK? throat infection. it's finally my turn. at first was peiyu, then elissa. and now ME. omg. i have extremely high fever, extremely bad cough, extremely bad flu, extremely terrible MIGRAIN, and severe headache.. my throat is so sore now.. i'm so freaking dead lar.. exams here and i'm sick.. i think if my temperature doesn't decrease by 8pm tonight i am not gonna go to school tomorrow.. what's more is that shanna tomorrow maybe not going too.. cos she got fever.. my goodness.. and then what about the history THING???? omg. i'm stressed.. i history rep can! shyt.. if i dun go who's gonna take notes down for shanna? OMIGOSH.

temperature now is 39.1. oh man. GO DOWN LAR. whole body's aching now.. i felt so fine int he morning can.. until after lunch i felt nauseous and i vomited like.. 10 times, and i haven't seen a doctor yet.. sheesh.. i think i'll just die any moment..

so these are my last lines.. please KILL CHARLOTTE TEO LI LING OR 1 ENDURANCE FROM SJC (INDEX NUMBER 1) FOR SABO- ING ME ON THE DAY BEFORE CAMP (9TH JAN) TO BECOME A HISTORY REP. ANYONE AVAILABLE CAN KILL/MURDER HER. THANK YOU.

haha joking. please dun be offended charlotte.but seriously i feel .. tsk.. it's a feeling that no words can describe.. if u wanna feel the exact same way i am now u are most welcome to come to my house now and i'll spread the illness to you.. no problem.

ARGH. going crazy le lar. WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY? except maybe sydney who's telling me all her crappy jokes.. just to cheer me up cos she's bored that no one's playing with her.. haha.. it surely cheers me up anyway..

THANKS A LOT SYDNEY! LOVE YA! and then later she'll go mad. tsk.

chinese oral is coming up on thursday. i'm gonna flunk. anyway exam starts in... 6 days? yupp. i shall officially DECLARE THAT CHELSEA THE RETARD HAS FLUNKED HER MID YEAR AND IS GONNA RECEIVE A 2 HOUR LECTURE FROM HER PARENTS.

i can predict the future luh. don't worry.

2007-04-30T03:39:00.000-07:00

CHELSEA SPYKERMAN IS RETARDED!

WEE! english MID YEAR. is like, finally over. it was the funniest ENGLISH PAPER I HAD EVER TAKEN cos mr ismail almost fell when the phone rang. AND THEN WHEN HE PICKED THE PHONE UP RIGHT, HE DROPPED IT. i turned back to look at peiyu and she was bursting into fits of laughter, and so i couldnt resist, so i laughed too.
damnn scary lar. i was nervous that the teacher would be like" GIRL? WHY U LAUGHING?" or something... but i pretended to sleep lar. hahas.
so after that PAPER 2 was like, FUNNIER. cos i finished so i jus happened to like, look around, and then i saw KO JOWEE sleeping, and then her glasses were CROOKED. no offence, but it was really a hilarious sight alright. then jillian kept shaking her leg like dunnoe what i jus couldnt stop chuckling lar! so after that it was fine. gaahs. and then.. we had some weird learning climate thing.. we were late and then so damnn paiseh lar.. omg. then walked around before the oral.. and then me charlotte dionis ethel and bernice were like practicing to greet the examiner by greeting GOOD AFTERNOON to all the people that we saw. it was bloody lame. but funny.

hahas. but ORAL sucked like hell. i was so damnn NERVOUS. i was not even looking at mrs soon lar. i was like, staring at the sky behind her. here is a SCENE OF OUR ORAL:

SOON: SO, YOU'RE CHELSA?
ME: erm. no. there's a spelling error.
SOON: *looks at nametag* but it's CHELSA..
ME: yes. but it's wrong.
SOON: has it been reported?
ME: er, yah.
SOON: okay, you can start.
ME: *reads like shyt*
SOON: thank you. now tell me... *begins the conversation*
ME: *staring at sky*
.....
after that me and charlotte were like, jumping like mad.. after charlotte left ... me,ilina and dionis were partying and ilina made me RETARDED.. so i was like, announcing.. CHELSEA SPYKERMAN IS RETARDED! wee!

so then peiyu and sheryl CHUA the pootai lady were there too and and then ilina was like MOCHA SUCKS! erm.. okay? then dionis lim was like chasing me around the canteen cos she wanted to massage me BUT i told her i was MING GAN. sensitive, ya know? tsktsk. so after that i HELPED MYSELF TO ALEXINE'S BARLEY WITH JELLY. HAHAS, it was nice! duh. then darlingg alexine taught me malay, and peiyu finally told me what's the meaning of pootai. HA!

so after that shanna came and then we SUN TANNED with peiyu sheryl ping ping and rachel. nth much.. shanna "vomited" her mango ice blended drink out when rachel cracked a joke? er.

yuppp ,so that was it. it was fun man. took a bus to compass after the whole fiasco and then bought the freaking toy for sydney, then homed.

stupid! miss lim the history lady said wednesday maybe have to stay back for history class. oh man! THEN thursday is chinese oral! i am dead. maybe i should fake sick and then get an MC!

lame. that would NEVER EVER work on my parents. argh.

well, these few days i'm gonna have to study real hard and start cramming cos i haven't really been a good girl by revising well ]: if i don't i really have to prepare a HORRIBLE AND LONG REPRIMAND FROM MY PARENTS AFTER PTM. crapp.

prior to everything, i am looking for more great days like this[:

okay, EXCLUDING THE ORAL. duh.

2007-04-29T05:52:00.000-07:00

I'M DEAD.

i injured my wrist just now. cos i was walking back from getting water then SYDNEY ran past me and i dropped my cup, and so the water dropped and scalded my fingers. SHYT. i can't type properly now. omg. tomorrow got exam leh! HOW AM I GONNA WRITE? crap ass.

today was like, a super duper bad day. MOM AND DAD lectured me cos i was rude to my BROTHER. tsk. my fault. AS USUAL. and then today church was super BORING. when i came home i was supposed to study HISTORY but then i fell asleep. i slept till like, 5? yupp, so when i awoke i just folded clothes and ate dinner. sianz. boring day.

ORAL is jus tomorrow. i am so NOT PREPARED. oh shyt. i'm gonna FAIL. BAD. and just now nicole kept asking me to swing her up the building, and then wanted to commit suicide. lame. then CHERILYN came along and we talked crap. THEN the accident OCCURRED and i'm still typing. SHEESH.

i dun care. if necessary i'll go for an X RAY. hahas. lame. jkjk.

i can't type anymore. my HAND HURTS LIKE HELL. i think i'll go watch the dance floor.

2007-04-28T06:20:00.000-07:00

today had a nice real chat with weiqian. haven't talked to her for like so damn long. I MISS HER! HAHAS.

then today i studied history, changed my freaking blogskin and then headed for catechism. we had to make a poster on 8questions. i grouped with maria, apple, deirdre and patricia. then we went crazy over the whole thing lorhs. screamed until the boys were like, "SHUT UP LAR!" okok lor.

so our group was like the best and uncle mike complimented us (tyty[:) and loads lar.

then talk talk talk, say closing prayer, homed.

then i lied on my bed and sydney ruined my evening by asking me who's going to her party. i told her MOMMY DADDY ME AND UR BROTHERS AND SISTERS. she was like, NO! i mean who u invite?!

okay. so i said not confirmed. she nodded and SCRAMBLED AWAY. good. now i could sleep. but then i woke up to eat dinner. then FINISHED UP MY MATHS HOMEWORK.

bravo CHELSEA. u actaully endured the way that ur BROTHER JULIAN was playing computer and slowly DID UR MATHS WORK.

MATH! i hate math, but what can i do lar. exam is so near. i think i have to burn the midnight oil for the next few days. omg.

ENGLISH oral on MONDAY. tester is MRS CINDY SOON. i think her eng is damn good lar. i'm finished.

BUT I BELIEVE I CAN DO IT. like please, english is so easy peasy. no prob.

CHELSEA IS READY! for eng oral. for the paper, i dunnoe lar. i guess it'll be fine? hahas. okay, i'm gonna end now so that my brother won't ask me to watch the DC show. it's retarded. hahas.

2007-04-27T03:23:00.000-07:00

OLN RAWKKS!

today went back oln with peiyu, shanna, rachel, sheryl, nicole, lyndsey, and vanessa lim! it was so damn fun lar. shanna kept saying the cookie cock CRUNCH! thing when shaoxuan was shooting. omg it was HILARIOUS.

then we browsed each other's handphone and played music.. and then we saw MISS VASUN and then we realised we werent allowed to call her MISS V anymore cos V stands for VAIN. haha then shanna said. VASUN LAR! BOSOM WHAT! haha..

then played the guessing of the number thing.. i didnt gert squirted( thank goodness) and then corin came with jingwen. hahas.

so we played a while more and then we went home. it was super FUN! oln RAWKKS!

yupp, school was alright today too! yay! today is a super duper GREAT FRIDAY..

gaahs. gotta study history now; TOODLES(:

2007-04-26T01:18:00.000-07:00

WE ACHIEVED A SILVER FOR SYF!
alleuia. i haven't blogged for like 4days. SIANZ. all up with MID YEAR. teachers are giving us students MORE and MORE tests, and blahs. I BET I'LL FLUNK MY GEOG. it's so bloody NON- UNDERSTANDABLE. sheesh.

typical CHELSEA. hais. then mr foo today REPRIMANDED US, BIG- TIME. about class stuff. so freaking scary... tsk tsk. yup. then we had chem test and i KNOW I'LL FLUNK IT.
math was ridiculous. GREAT CHELSEA weren't listening. ELISSA THE BAD HEARER heard boobs instead of books. aiyo. then she and denise were telling us about.. ahem.. mr lim, MASTURBATION?

because of a file. my gosh. yeah.. then everything else was fine?

I TELL YOU YESTERDAY JEANNINE SAT ON ME AND SAID IT'S FUN...dots.. what's the prob lar. hahas. AND MONDAY WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS LAR! ALL COS OF SYF. hahahahaha *grins like an idiot*

it was a comedy i say. ducks, chickens, dogs and HORROR MOVIE! hahahas. it was so lame. nicole and i just couldnt help ourselves. too humorous le.
yah, and then after school today RUIQI called me CHELSEA. ANDREA called me CHELSEA. NICOLE ANNE D COSTA called me SPIDERMAN! sheesh.
then walked to the 88 bus stop with shanna. after the 88 left (the whole bus stop was almost clear) i talked to nicole LIM. so siao lar. talking about her 3 TARGETS! HAHAHAHAHA NICOLE.. u're so damn funny.

yah, and then she WAS IN A SKIRT LAST YEAR! dun tell her i said this hor.. yup. i wanna watch the graduation dance again! UNWRITTEN~ FEEL THE RAIN ON UR SKIN...
gaahs. that's all for the day. gotta study later. SIANZ. argh! yup. MY GEOG. if i don't i'll suffer. BIG. hehes. taking the advice from DARLING JESSICA who was so damn emo today. but i still have to settle SYDNEY'S PARTY! OMG.

hais. i'll get it done somehow. great, more work.

thursday, 22march 07.

2007-03-25T01:22:00.000-07:00

THURSDAY.
We, had CONFESSION.
Okay,confess confess,the hall so cold, i was freezing larhs. Brr.
Anyway.
THURSDAY,
Lit sucked, Art rocked. PE sucked, recess SUCKED. English sucked,Geography sucked. Maths sucked, SCIENCE, was okok larhs.
So overall the day sucked. EXCEPT the afternoon.
Lit sucked cos i didn't know what Ms Cheng was talking about. Art rocked, but i dunnoe why. PE sucked cos NG MOI TENG made us run like hell. Not really run, but do some weird EXERCISE. RECESS SUCKED COS I DIDN'T BRING MY MONEY AND WET PAINT CAUGHT ONTO MY PINAFORE? Yeah.

Then after recess, Mr Foo gave COMPRE test. ARGH. So HARD. But okay larhs.
Geog sucked, as usual.
Math sucked, as usual.
SCIENCE, as i said, was ACCEPTABLE. Lols.
AFTERNOON was so much better cos Dionis, Denise, Valerie, Charlotte, Dai Ling and I were at the complex talking RUBBISH. They skipped SWIMMING. Then blah blahs. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. LOLS!

Night was COOL. I watched MR BEAN!!!! The show's lame.

MR BOMBASTICK! LOLS! He sang Phantom of the opera. But it was so darn FAKE.

Lalalas. The night was FUN, I hope to watch another movie soon...

Lols. See yahs[:

MY AFTERNOON!

2007-03-21T01:06:00.000-07:00

heyho!

i'm at jessica's house NOW! WOOT! sarah chee and ethel were here as well, BUT they left earlier...sad case.

I'M ALONE! WAAHHH..

anyways.
i went HAPPYTREEFRIENDS and the video i watched was SO GROSS! and that wasn't the first one. LOLS!
lalalas.

HAHAHA then we went YOUTUBE and watched SEXYBACK music video..it was, like...er....RA NOT EVEN M18 it's like, worse.

lalala...no offence btw.

ITS BEEN A GOOD AFTERNOON. LALALAS.
GOODIE!(:

2007-03-20T20:22:00.000-07:00

hi ppl... lalalas.

aaah, i can change my blogskin cos this stupid thing will have lots of PROB la. argh... i need NEW blogskin. SO UGLY PINK BLOGSKIN! YUCK!

anyways.
i'm in school NOW! hahaha today ms alvina never come so... mr chan...or mr wu..let us play the computers. LOLS! great! but most of of the websites are UNAVAILABLE. sianz.

my day will be better AS SCHOOL ENDS AT 1 TODAY! YUP!

see yahs(:

2007-03-16T02:35:00.000-07:00

this is some freaking lame quiz.

were you present when your picture was taken? >> >>
Q: how far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? >> >>
Q: you were there until the time you left, is that true? >> >>
Q: she had three children? >>A: yes. >>
Q: how many were boys? >>A: none. >>Q: were there any girls? >>
Q: you say the stairs went down to the basement? >>A: yes.
>>Q: these stairs, did they go up too? >> >>
Q: mister slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, >>didn't you? >>A: i went to europe, sir. >>
Q: and you took your new wife? >> >>
Q: how was your first marriage terminated? >>A: by death. >>
Q: and by whose death was it terminated? >> >>
Q: was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? >> >>
Q: can you describe the individual? >>A: he was about medium height and had a beard. >>
Q: was this a male, or a female? >> >>
Q: is your appearance here this morning persuant to a deposition >>notice which i sent to your attorney? >>A: no, this is how i dress for work. >> >> >>some questions are so 'duh' la! and sooo stupid. what the hell. >>

hope you liked it. (: